Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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