I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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