dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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