their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize