I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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