Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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