So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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