Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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