we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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