Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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