He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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