Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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