Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He shit in the fireplace
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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