sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Come share oat with me in your robe
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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