omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
not ubering you a puppy
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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