Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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