Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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