at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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