what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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