yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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