so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
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At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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