Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
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I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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