Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
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Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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