Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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