I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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