my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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