Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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