All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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