Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
third nipple confirmed
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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