girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He? As in you personified your dick?
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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