my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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