I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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