I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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