Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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