Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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