If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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