Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
well most of my day revolves around power hour
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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