marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
It's shark week go big or go home
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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