He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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