dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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