We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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