I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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