i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
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Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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