Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
pray to the hookup gods
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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