i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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