I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
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If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
My pussy is not your playground.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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