dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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