wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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