omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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