Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Randomize