Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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