i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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