maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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